Every once in a while, a stranger will give you an appreciative glance, wave at you from a passing car, honk at you, or give you some indication that you are still appealing to men other than your husband. We all need these little ego boosts. It’s good to know we are still attractive to … Continue reading Getting Hit On…or Maybe Stalked?
A close group of my friends quickly learned the truths of life with me: Thoughts flow freely from my mouth even before they are processed in my mind. Once I start talking, I don’t stop. I like to shock people. I am very loud and I have little to no filter. Hibiscus To address this … Continue reading Hibiscus!
At the peak of our sex life, Matthew and I had sex on average eight times a week. That’s on average. Sometimes it was more. A lot more. Eventually it slowed to five or six times a week. With babies in the mix, I was often not in the mood, but I still did the … Continue reading Code Word: Me
A lot of men are under the impression that women want sex to last a long time. While that is sometimes the case, once you have been married for about ten years and have “hit that” in about every position using every hole (or at least the holes you are willing to use…see the Blog … Continue reading Lidocaine and Sex
On a particularly hot summer day this summer, I had spent the afternoon working outside. I showered before dinner, and then dried my hair in the nude, simply because I was still hot. We were going to go out and grab a quick dinner at our favorite Mexican restaurant, and I didn’t want to try … Continue reading An Accidental Flashing
On one of my girl trips, we were sitting on the balcony of my parents’ condo looking at the ocean. We were laughing, talking, and enjoying some wine. There was a lull in the conversation, and Joni suddenly blurted out, “I don’t like kissing my husband. Does anyone else feel that way?” There was silence … Continue reading Kissing Your Husband
A Weekday, Daytime Date Back when Matthew and I were in the first decade of our marriage, he told me he had planned a day date. Excited and curious, I waited with enthusiasm until the day of the event. It was a weekday. He gave me an address and a time to meet him there, … Continue reading An Afternoon of Sex
Another excellent example of the old mantra “Never say never…” is my encounter with plastic surgery. In my pre-children days, I had stated many a time “I would never get plastic surgery. People who get boob jobs or lifts or tucks simply lack self confidence. The medical industry is preying on women and telling them … Continue reading Never Say Never III: Plastic Surgery
The Adult Truck Stop My girlfriends and I have a mascot. We purchased him at an adult truck stop on our way to a weekend trip to celebrate one of our birthdays. The five of us walked in; I was leading the pack. (They were nervous, or embarrassed, or some shit like that.) We were … Continue reading My Black, Veiny Friend LaMont
(If you have not already done so, read Blog #11, Baldness) Grooming the bikini line is something every woman does from age 12 on. It’s a must. Keep the strays out of sight when wearing a swimsuit. But in your late 30s, you start to see some out-of-the-neighborhood strays. The bush is getting more lush. … Continue reading MOB: Muff Outta Bounds