Sex Toy, or Child’s Toy? Both…Maybe?

Most of us use accoutrements to spice up our sex lives, whether it’s a sex life you have with yourself (and your hand) or a significant other. Well, I have a lot of accoutrements: costumes (lingerie), dildos, vibrators, cock rings, porn. You name it, I’ve got it. I even have a fuck ramp; two in Continue reading Sex Toy, or Child’s Toy? Both…Maybe?

Reasons #73 and #74 I Don’t Chaperone Field Trips

There are a lot of reasons I don’t like to chaperone my kids’ school field trips. Primary among them is that I really don’t like other people’s children. My friends’ kids are ok, and my kids’ friends are ok. But if the kids are all about drama, or have bad manners, or cry wolf all Continue reading Reasons #73 and #74 I Don’t Chaperone Field Trips

Never Say Never III: Plastic Surgery

Another excellent example of the old mantra “Never say never…” is my encounter with plastic surgery. In my pre-children days, I had stated many a time “I would never get plastic surgery. People who get boob jobs or lifts or tucks simply lack self confidence. The medical industry is preying on women and telling them Continue reading Never Say Never III: Plastic Surgery