Decorating the Pussy  

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Bedazzle

You know the fad when women added sparkly beads to everything? They put them on hats, t-shirts, belts, purses, bags. Everything. It was called bedazzling. You know….bead + dazzle = bedazzle. Well there is another kind of dazzling: the vagazzle. That’s right folks. You can bedazzle the vajayjay. Thus you have vagazzling.

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I know your eyes have gone wide, or maybe they have squinted together and you’ve got that line between your eyebrows as you think, “Why would you do that?” Well, you do that for the same reason you squeeze into lingerie that makes your boobs pop out of the thinly crafted lace get up. You do it for the same reason you shaved your pubic hair into shapes, at least when you had pubic hair.  You do it because men are visual creatures, and to keep them interested and engaged takes creativity, persistence, and work.

 

Vagazzle

So back to the vagazzle… It’s really not that complicated and it takes A LOT less work than putting on an outfit that comes with thigh-high stockings you have to connect to hooks that hang down from your bodysuit. You can buy glittery beads that are lightly strung together in a sticker. They can look like everything from lips to a saying like “Fuck Me” to a car to a unicorn. Some of those things admittedly don’t sound very sexy. But it’s the mere fact that there are shiny beads lighting the way to the silk igloo that does the trick for them.

 

The vagazzle does come with one critical caveat. You’ve got to be bald (See Blog #11: Baldness) or pretty close to it. Otherwise, the cleanup will be pretty painful.

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